Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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