you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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