ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
