Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
So much rum. So many feels.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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