Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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