okay pat passed out under dana's car
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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