Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
