White coat. Heels.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Porn is love you can see.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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