Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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