So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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