At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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