Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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