Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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