The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
