Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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