I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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