If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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