sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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