just tell him i said nine months
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
