my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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