He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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