i just had sex bonerless
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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