is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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