bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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