so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm too high and old for this...
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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