Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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