Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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