I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
worst night to have a conscience
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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