How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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