You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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