And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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