so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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