just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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