There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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