I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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