And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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