So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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