I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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