Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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