How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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