put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
tell me about the eggs
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