I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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