sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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