Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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