drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Well I just put wine in my tea
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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