The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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