Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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