This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Your mouth is God's brothel.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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