my mouth tastes like poor choices
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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