physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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