The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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