she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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