i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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