I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
it glows. i had to have it.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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